I for one think the French are more evolved than you are. Remember, they are the ones who gave us the ideas of democracy, and they were the biggest allies we had in the American Revolution. And they have had the good sense not to invade any Third World country lately and kill 650,000 of its inhabitants and nearly 3,000 of their own kids.

And their houses never seem to run out of toilet paper, unlike your house.

You sir, are the asswipe. Or as I like to say, a Flaming Sh*theel.