I suspect that Miss Festivus could and will be a major event as the holiday becomes more recognized.

Festivus and pole dancing have much in common. Both use a festivus pole which serves as a central theme to the celebration. Both spread the joy by making contributions to the Human Fund. And perhaps because of the type of people attending pole "dances" feats of strength can often be found in evidence between the participants or the Festivus elves that guard the door.

I can see it now. Instead of a parade or football game on TV, some "gentleman's" club can sponsor the Miss Festivus pagent complete with pole dancing, feats of strength in mud and airing of grievences between the Festivus maidens.

Judging by Frank Constanza and Cosmo Kramer would make the celebration that much more special