I got a problem with ANYONE who thinks they can just BUY Festivus cards!

Giving Festivus cards is a fine practice. Don't be a yo-yo, they must not cost anything. Aluminum foil (used would be best) w/ marking pen writing to honor the Pole, and shredded whatever is a great idea.

Seal in a re-used envelope, or one made out of an old piece of paper folded-up and taped, and best if you don't pay for postage. Either recycle a stamp, hand-deliver, or use your noggin!!!!

FISTIVUS FOR THE RESTUVUS!