Let me say that I myself am I a teenager and that is where my frustration comes from. I feel like an old man by writing this, but teenagers are the worst. They have horrible taste in movies (who were the prime demographics for the last two Dane Cook movies?), their taste in music stinks (no, I will NOT Crank That Soulja Boy, shaddup already), and they are completely lacking of the ability to think for themselves. It's rare for me to see a teenager that can judge a movie intelligently or make a valid arguement. If you're even able to get their attention to talk intelligently about anything not regarding who's fucking who, chances are, they're spouting the beliefs of their parents.

It's a shame the abortion rate was so low in the 90's.