Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Come celebrate the release of the new edition of Festivus in paperback by engaging in the Feat of Strength of eating as much free automat food as possible. That's right, I am spending my publisher's promotional budget on burgers and macararoni n cheese nuggets at Bamn! on St. Mark's Place in the East Village of Manhattan. Airing of Grievances and raising of the pole as well.

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!

Updated to include the latest Festivus developments: the War on Festivus, the Exploitation of Festivus, and more! With all the old semi-decent stuff intact, too. BUY IT! Click on the picture of the book on the left of this page!