The Airing of Grievances

Stop Dancing While Wearing Sandwich Boards, You Nimrods!
Snuffy63
11/26/2014 - 05:57

HEY! You people wearing sandwich boards advertising for pizza joints, beauty shops, payday loans: STOP DANCING AND ACTING LIKE FOOLS!! I may look at your sign that says, "Little Caesar's Pizzas for only $5!" and think to myself that a cheaply-made hot, fresh pizza would really hit the spot!

Making a Mockery of Festivus!
FestyVus
01/07/2014 - 14:08

The nerve of some people, tarnishing the good name of Festivus!

To the Parents NOT doing their Responsibilities
CharredRetinas
12/24/2013 - 09:50

Don't go saying you have "selective hearing"; when your kids are engaging a vocal db range, that is past ear-drum straining, through their undecipherable babbling (right in few feet proximity).

Mancunian Idiot
Festively Furious
12/18/2013 - 14:43

Tony McLaughlin from Failsworth, you are a wonky-eyed twat with a personality disorder that needs professional treatment. You are a 60+ year-old man but when you don't get your own way, you throw hissyfits like a little girl.

I had to reopen this damn website!
allen
12/12/2013 - 23:38

I missed reading new grievances, so I am once again allowing new users. This will open the site up to spam and create annoying burdens on me! Sigh.

No water!
Anonymous (not verified)
12/28/2012 - 06:11

To the City of Farmington, New Mexico, thanks for turning off the neighborhood water without notice. You bunch of doofuses!

From a 5 year old to his baby brother
Anonymous (not verified)
12/27/2012 - 16:29

(As dictated to his mom on Festivus morning):

I don't like it when you put my fingers in your mouth.

I don't like it when you grab my fire hat.

I don't like it when you eat my cars.

I don't like it when you grab the balloons.

Ignorant Rednecks
Anonymous (not verified)
12/25/2012 - 12:12

You are essentially a waste of space and I wish I didnt live within your range of stupidity

idiots
Anonymous (not verified)
12/25/2012 - 09:06

all of you
yes you too
do something useful for a change

The ruination of Ace of Spades
Anonymous (not verified)
12/25/2012 - 00:15

To jagex, you totally ruined and casualised one of the best indie games out there; it isn't even ww1 themed anymore. And on top of all this, you have the hubris to sell it for $10 on steam, when the original, better version was better by yards. What the fuck is going on here?

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