I am an atheist from New Jersey who now lives in the Midwest. It makes my life easier to keep both of these facts to myself, and I hate doing that.
Today's remembered grievance is about splenda. How can the brownies from the recipe off of the splenda box come out of the oven tasting stale? Fresh out of the oven! Am I living in some weird alternate reality? Maybe if I leave them over time they will become moist and tasty?
What`s so %x+?!@* important that you have to talk on that @#$%(_ cell phone while you drive! Hang the damn thing up and drive!If you get in an accident you deserve it!
1) People who fling their car doors open in parking lots, with no regard that there is a car parked RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. Thanks douchebags, my car has like 7 little dings on the door at this point.
The fact that we're out buying T-shirts will the world is dying.
Some of a lifetime of grievances:
1) The girl who opened my change room door at Value Village while I was shirtless, and didn't apologize, then closed it so quickly that I couldn't see who she was.
2) Caroline in the City
Although Michael Richards is not center to the Festivus celebration, he certainly plays a significant role during the Feats of Strength....my favorite part of the day.
Links for prescription drugs right here on the site that airs grievances. Funny, but sad.
I read in the paper today that archaeologists in England dug up a "curse tablet" from the 2nd century. It seems Servandus was pissed that somebody in the village of Leicester had stolen his cloak.
Why is it that every time I buy something new I have to get a stupid receipt with it. I don't want the receipt for the pack of gum I just bought, or the pint of beer, or the tuna sandwich. What do they think I'm going to do, return it? "I'd like to return my half-chewed gum.