The Airing of Grievances

Cigarette Butts
Anonymous (not verified)
12/19/2006 - 12:57

To the inconsiderate bastards who flick their cigarette butts out of their window when I'm riding my motorcycle behind you ... I hope that next time you try to flick your cigarette out the window that you screw it up, and your crotch gets a nasty burn.

Not a Public Restroom!
Anonymous (not verified)
12/19/2006 - 10:41

I work at a college and our office happens to have our own bathroom. Most of the rest of the building has to use public restrooms.

I have to apologize for being happy to my family,lol.
Anonymous (not verified)
12/18/2006 - 17:04

This is my biggest grievance, that I can't tell hardly anyone about my happiness and joy.

Closet atheist
Anonymous (not verified)
12/16/2006 - 08:28

I am an atheist from New Jersey who now lives in the Midwest. It makes my life easier to keep both of these facts to myself, and I hate doing that.

So many lost and fallen grievances to which we need to pay tribute
Anonymous (not verified)
12/16/2006 - 01:27

Today's remembered grievance is about splenda. How can the brownies from the recipe off of the splenda box come out of the oven tasting stale? Fresh out of the oven! Am I living in some weird alternate reality? Maybe if I leave them over time they will become moist and tasty?

Morons who talk on cell phones while driving
Anonymous (not verified)
12/15/2006 - 14:09

What`s so %x+?!@* important that you have to talk on that @#$%(_ cell phone while you drive! Hang the damn thing up and drive!If you get in an accident you deserve it!

Four things
Anonymous (not verified)
12/14/2006 - 10:49

1) People who fling their car doors open in parking lots, with no regard that there is a car parked RIGHT NEXT TO THEM. Thanks douchebags, my car has like 7 little dings on the door at this point.

and more...
Anonymous (not verified)
12/12/2006 - 22:50

The fact that we're out buying T-shirts will the world is dying.

where do I begin...
Anonymous (not verified)
12/12/2006 - 22:48

Some of a lifetime of grievances:
1) The girl who opened my change room door at Value Village while I was shirtless, and didn't apologize, then closed it so quickly that I couldn't see who she was.
2) Caroline in the City

Michael Richards tainted Festivus
Anonymous (not verified)
12/11/2006 - 08:12

Although Michael Richards is not center to the Festivus celebration, he certainly plays a significant role during the Feats of Strength....my favorite part of the day.

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