Honestly you don't even deserve the title of "family". When I was homeless and about to lose all my worldy possessions, I get a letter from you telling me I'm too "materialistic" for you to give me any help. Well I somehow got back on my feet, but don't expect me to ever help you. Ever.
I hate the some people around the office don't have the decency to bath daily. You know you are. Your office smells like a bathroom. For God's sake, take of yourself!
Dude. Your and You're. Their, There, and They're. Learn how to use them properly, because every time you don't, we all think you're a moron.
I'm a teacher, and I'm sick as hell of parents who think they know my job better than I do. Stop sending your kids to me with no willingness to do their work, and when they don't, quit taking their side and assuming I'm just trying to somehow ruin their development.
Stop it with the whole "war on Christmas" bullshit. There's no bleeding heart liberal consiracy to take the "Christ" out of Christmas. I've said "Merry Christmas" to dozens of people this year, and I have yet to be assaulted by a mob of angry, godless heathens.
These stay-at-home moms who live off their husband's paycheck have no clue what it's like in the real world. I'm sorry, but I have to work to pay bills. Don't get in my face and say that you're tired and overworked.
I hate it when people make some statement then end it with "Just saying . . . ." No you're not - and it ain't cute.
Thanks for not considering the fact that I am a single Mom working 6 days a week supporting 3 kids. FIVE days of themed Christmas attire, baked goods and secret Santa gifts for all THREE kids? Who the hell is in charge?
Thanks for taking away our Holiday pay! I hope your greed comes and bites you in the ass!
We purchase the pole. We erect the pole. We consider our grievances. We train for our feats. And, yet, the world does not recognize our Festivus efforts. Where are the commercials, the wrapping paper (actually, that would be useless come to think of it...).