Thank you for telling me i'd never make it in a large corporation...
I'm now making double what you're arse paid me and doing a quarter of the work.
Why in the hell do you want me to work 15 hour days just before New Year's, you sonofabitch? I hope someone leaves a flaming bag of dog shit on your doorstep while you're out of town.
I'm grateful for a job, but I too would like a day off now and then. So when I ask for it, don't act like it's the end of the world. Just fucking give it to me. I deserve to be with my family too you know. You had Thanksgiving, Labor Day, and Memorial Day. I just wanted today off. NOOOOOO.
I Facking hate the forms that have divorced or single as an option who gives a rats a$$ if you were married before you bought the damn kitchen appliance...I was married once now I'm single!!!
I hate it when people call their private parts "junk". To me, it's the most treasured thing I have
My dentist told me that it's either dentures or 45 Grand to fix it nice.
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??????
It’s about a reindeer that was made fun of, ostracized and bullied, then caved to old fat dude that never had Rudolph’s back.

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