My wife makes me make scarves

Sun, 12/23/2012 - 09:28 -- Anonymous (not verified)

She told me that all I would have to do for my daughters birthday was buy cupcakes at Safeway. Then she bought fabric. Lots of orange fabric -- the same color inmates wear. Then she cut it up into scarf lengths but the cutting was all jageddy. So she asked me to double the fabric over and sew it. And then got mad at me when, instead of sewing the g*d d*!%n scarves, I went and watched tv and drank a beer. Very disappointing. Next year, it's chucky cheese or nothing.

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