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Official Festivus DonutSubmitted by Fifi on 22 December, 2006 - 2:32pm.
Declaration by reason, that the ~Krispy Kreme~ donut (flavor of ones choice)be the donut for all Festivus parties! |
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Bagels are certainly
Bagels are certainly acceptable.
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Personally, in deference to Kramer because the bagel shop would not let him off to celebrate Festivus, I will not eat anything with a hole in the middle during Festivus - Bagel, doughnut, whatever. Other pastries are acceptable.
Festivus Dessert
Ideally, a Festivus dessert should be "day old", i.e., something that a bakery or grocery store is selling at a reduced price.
The consumption of goods that are past their prime symbolizes the essence of Festivus: Dreams denied.
Festivus Dessert
Ideally, a Festivus dessert should be "day old", i.e., something that a bakery or grocery store is selling at a reduced price because it is stale.
The consumption of goods that are past their prime symbolizes the essence of Festivus: Dreams denied.
Anything slightly burned
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Has to match the Airing of Grivences...
It should be slightly burned, still edible, but not perfect, to reflect the feelings shared in how others have disappointed us in meaningful ways.
BTW: Has anyone noticed that there is a full moon for Festivus this year?
The Official Pastry of Festivus
The official pastry of Festivus should be cookies. Broken cookies. Smashed into a million pieces broken cookies. It symbolizes our shattered hopes and dreams. It laughs in the face of all the Martha Stewart types out there. And you can eat any size piece you damn well please.
official pastry of festivus
make that day old burnt broken cookies....lmao
where ever i go....there i am
"Official" donut?! Sheesh. The commercialization begins...
I respect your desire to establish an "official" (whatever that means - who are the Festivus officials?) donut for you and your family. However, trying to impose your concept of what is delicious in the world of high-temp fat fried dough on the rest of us (yes, that was an allusion), denies the very nature of Festivus.
By all means, declare your undying allegiance to the KK as the fluffiest, most desirable clouds of sweet, fragrant deliciousness if you must. Personally, I find they leave a slight layer of sticky wax on my upper palate - not the most pleasant sensation. I much prefer the lovely cakeiness of Mighty-O, or the silly puffs of airyness that is Top Pot (the chocolate old-fashioned does kick patookie). Countryside makes the best maple bar I've ever had.
But please don't impose your beliefs on the festivus revelers at large. I'll leave you to your prejudices if you leave us to ours.
- strike
I agree
I agree...for all it's worth
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donut selection rights
in our family we all bring our own choice of donut...isn't the point of all this that we find a common ground within the dough we eat? although I feel the Krispie Kreme is a very bad donut, I would nnot diss-allow it in my home.