We don't want to see you too!

Dear two faced sister-in-law. We know you've back stabbed every member of the family for years. Now that one of us has spoken our mind it's laughable for you to play the poor poor me injured party and not show up this holiday. What is sad, you're keeping us from seeing family members from this year. Our brother may have to kiss your ass but the rest of don't.
The "Lazy Sponge Family"