You know who you are. The one who has to be the center of attention all the time. The one who's problems are more important than anyone else's. The one who thinks the entire universe revolves around him/her. Well to you I say: Go (bleep) yourself with a chainsaw. I am tired of being your supportive buddy only to be ignored when I need a friend! Other people exists in this world you know!!! This Festivus, I suggest you take a running jump headfirst into a wood chipper. Do us all a favor and get Cancer!!! No one really cares about your problems!