FILTHY PEOPLE

What chaps my ass in life are all of those nasty people that do not wash their hands - ever. You know who you are, nasty asses! Picture it: you're in a public restroom and some lazy ass comes in, does what they need to do (whether it be lose 5 lbs. or pee like a russian race horse), then they flush the shitter...and walk right out the door! Seriously - PUKE! If you're one of those nasty ass lazy non-hand washers, do the rest of us a favor & take 30-45 sec. of your pathetic life to use some soap & water! Oh - and if you do wash your hands & you have a coworker that doesn't, TELL EVERYONE! We do it here! Its good to know who's nasty - especially when its time for the company Christmas all-you-can-eat buffet! Oh - and if you're a nasty ass and don't wash your hands - yes, I'm talking to you....ask yourself why nobody ever eats your casserole or that chincy plate of homemade cookies you brought in. Ever wonder why your casserole dish is just as full after the buffet as it was when you brought it that morning? Well, its because the word has been spread and everyone knows you don't wash your hands after you use the shitter!!! If you're that nasty in public & see no shame in it, most likely you are even filthier at home and we all know it (and we talk about you for it)! How would you like it if I went in the shitter and lost a couple pounds & then made you a bologna sandwich with that same hand? Not sounding too good to you, is it? You'd think this day and age, people would have some decency, self respect & some give-a-shit about others and just take the time to wash the ass sludge off their hands before they walk out the shitter room door. So, if you're one of the nasty ass skank biscuits that insist on not washing your hands after you go in the shitter and die...be forewarned, your casserole will never be touched at the company buffet & all your coworkers will be talking about you for being a nasty ass!