Overall, my wife scores very well. She keeps the house fairly clean, not perfect, but passable. She's also a tremendous cook, so no complaints there.

My only grievance is that she doesn't give me sex every time I ask for it. I 'm also disappointed that she doesn't offer a little more oral action during those monthly cycles. Granted, she usually gives me whatever I request, but I hate asking all the time; I want to have it offered to me, at least once daily. And I never want to be turned down. I hate that.

So honey, put just a little more effort into cleaning our home, and offer me a little more fellatio (especially during that time of the month), and you'll be well on your way towards wifehood perfection.