"But age doesn't matter!" says the 20 year old boy to the 24 year old woman. "I swear I'm mature, so give me a chance!" Well, my friend, if you were mature then you would have the decency to call me if this is over, instead of plain old ignoring me. But it's ok...I have 2 guys waiting. And I HATE to keep Ben and Jerry waiting. But why beg me to date you if a week later you're going to drop off the face of the earth and treat me like I never "made you smile till your face hurt?" or are the "most special person you've ever met?" How many other girls did you get with that line? I need a festivus where I dance naked and take many pictures to send to him to show that I am having my own, "so long, junior!" holiday and am better off without him and his nonsensical banter!