To the man who hit my car door in the parking lot,looked at me,then decided to get in his car and leave:
My husband was in the store,and as you recall I was sitting on the passenger side.I suppose that whatever you were busy with at the time,was deemed more important than being a responsible fellow human being.I suppose that whatever the hurry must have been,you could not slow down or avoid hitting my driver's side door with yours in your mad dash into the supermarket.You stopped,looked at me as I was rolling down the window,and arrogantly walked away.I decided that since my husband's brother is a mechanic,and this would not have to be reported to my insurance,I would take matters into my own hands and "quickly" deal with your rudeness in my own way,so I slipped into the driver's seat,and waited for my husband to return.I just wanted to remind you of some things that you may have not considered that day,as you returned to your vehicle,and sped away.First,did it not occur to you that your door may be scratched too?Was there ever a time in your life when it WAS important to be nice to others?I suppose that you were also the one who HONKED at the handicapped woman in the wheel chair crossing the intersection.Did it occur to you,as you looked at me,and decided that you didn't care,that you were then leaving ME with your UNATTENDED car?When I opened the door to tell my husband that I was driving,I ACCIDENTALLY hit your door,and as we were backing out,I realized that I had dropped something on the ground,so I stopped,opened my door AGAIN hitting your car,only this time it was somewhere in the front, but I decided that since you did not want to talk to me,and in the spirit of Festivus,I would do you a favor and kindly drive away.I hope that your deductible was not too high.And I do hope for your sake,that noone else gets in your way.
Sincerely,
The Woman You Screwed