It's a Festivus Miracle!

With neither time nor money to find our first Festivus pole, a miracle has happened letting us know this move to Festivus from Hanukkah is the right one.
Godamn shower curtain fell on my head. And again! Friggin cheap bastard Target tension rod. Ouch!
Replaced today, and on the way to the trash with the old one realized the potential of what I was holding! It isnt regulation length but boy does half a shower curtain rod work GREAT!
I know it's not quite the thing to do but I did find an antique and reuasted glass doorknob in my garden which I stuck on the top. I made a Happy Festivus sign, taped in on the pole and stuck the grand thing in a flower pot on my front porch!
Festivus! Festivus! Festivus!