BROOKLYN FESTIVUS PARTY THIS FRIDAY!!!

ANYBODY out there in Brooklyn (or willing to trek there) for a kickass Festivus party??
FEATS OF STRENGTH:
Hot oil wrestling
Strip Twister
Speed-eating contests
Paddling gauntlet
Plus, x-rated gingerbread men! Jello shots! Foozball! Darts! Hot chicks! Hot guys! Old school video games (Ms. Pacman, Galaga, Pole Position, Xevious, Mappy)!
If you want to know more, email me at briannewalasek@earthlink.net - you will get a message from my spam blocker but i'll send you an invite :)
HAPPY FESTIVUS!!!