Book Store Employees

Stop asking me if I'd also like to purchase the festering abomination that is the Twilight series. I tried it, hated it, don't want it. It was a good idea that was poorly, poorly executed. Vampires aren't supposed to glitter, dammit! Besides, how does the purchase of A Completely Useless History of the World give any indication that I'd also enjoy psuedo-vampiric teen angst romance? Is it because I have a uterus? Shame on you, fellow female store employees!